Should ESPN launch a network & website analyzing Belichick decisions?

November 19, 2009 - 9:21 am 10 Comments

The fierce, round-the-clock scrutiny by ESPN analysts over Bill Belichick’s 4th-and-2 call has me hoping the network will launch an affiliated 24-hour Bill Belichick network and website so they can finally stop talking about this crap on Sportscenter.

ESPN Belichick and ESPNBelichick.com will feature vomit-inducing over-analysis of every decision made by the Patriots coach, from game calls to choosing between hoodies.

anything else?

Absolutely!

I flipped over from FAVRE Deportes. He apparently had a roast beef sandwich for lunch, and analysts speculate what bearing this will have on his decision to return next year. I hope they interview his agent Buzz Cook.

10 Responses to “Should ESPN launch a network & website analyzing Belichick decisions?”

  1. Ryan Says:

    No, that pretty much covers it…
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    NFL fan for 23 years

  2. Jersey Devil Says:

    ESPN just sucks. All of the major sports have their own networks, watch them.
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  3. ~Buccos~ Says:

    lol
    Sounds like a good idea, i can see it now:

    BREAKING NEWS: Bill Belichick took a morning dump
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  4. 3 rings for the Giants! Says:

    dunno….that would take away from Favre time. Plus, Im sure belicheat knows how to tape all his own stuff.

    18*-1
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  5. El Kabong Says:

    Did you lose your remote?
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  6. 510 Says:

    no
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  7. I'm a man Says:

    I agree…its over, the Pats lost most likely off the dumb call, lets move to next weeks games. Its not like this is the AFC Championship a few years ago where this game would have actually MATTERED.
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  8. Crash Fu™ Says:

    Absolutely!

    I flipped over from FAVRE Deportes. He apparently had a roast beef sandwich for lunch, and analysts speculate what bearing this will have on his decision to return next year. I hope they interview his agent Buzz Cook.
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  9. Bob Says:

    Yes, right after Yahoo sets up a site to analyze your dumb questions. And how many NFL Championship teams have you coached?

    Sarge
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  10. Stupid Flanders Says:

    I think you are onto something!

    Rodney Harrison could be one of the hosts since his current job only gives him about 4 hours per week.
    When they covered other teams’ press conferences, they could have canned ‘booing’ and random Peter Griffin quotes playing in the background.

    Then, they could hire old Boston posers like Curt Schilling to scream out comments like ‘Peyton Manning is a quay (queer)" throughout the programs.
    I would totally watch it.
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